Of Course Your Right Darling

Now once in a while you see something slightly different from the usual site, Crossbow Babes is definitely one of those sites. Now while you get a lot of American sites devoted to girls with weapons, it is rare to see a British site doing this. On one hand I guess it can be quite hot, on the other, you have given a woman a weapon. Now women are a dangerous and cunning foe normally. Giving one a cross bow is just going to end in tears. Now this isn’t to say women are stupid etc, far from it. That’s really where the problem lies, girls are smart enough to resolve almost any problem without resulting to violence. With a weapon this could really be a different story. Take a simple Saturday night situation. You have been for a curry with your better half, had a good few alcoholic beverages. You arrive home, the wife says “I have a headache” This isn’t the answer you were looking for, so you press the matter. Now normally you would end up sleeping on the couch. However you are now face to face with an AK47. STOP I know what your thinking, “how did she get hold of this AK47” Which I refer you to me earlier point “dangerous and cunning”, she probably had it in her handbag, this really isn’t important, that fact it’s pointing at you is though. Also while were on the matter, its hard enough to get a girl to remove her clothes normally. The people at Crossbow Babes Decide to give said girl a weapon and then ask her to strip. So you really should have a look just to view their bravery/stupidity. On the + side if you join this site you get access to a load more reality sites.

All About The Shoes

Every so often you see something that you can’t explain. this is one of those situations. Now the woman in the picture is pretty hot, but I can’t work out why she is posing like that It looks like she is squatting to take a pee, but she isn’t. Never mind though as she has a great set of legs and her feet look super sexy in those shoes. (yes I do have a small foot fetish.) Which no doubt you will see more of in the coming months. the site Dodgers is all about stockings and panties. Which really are a bit of a trophy. I remember once I was challenged by my head chef to bed a waitress and bring back her panties for display in the kitchen. All would have gone well if one of the waitresses hadn’t told my prey about the small wager.

9 To 5 Not MI5

Carla from Only Carla is stunning, she reminds me of one of those hot secretaries you see in london bars come 5-30. And from the people who brought you Only Opaques you can expect a lot of sexy leg and stocking pictures. I was fortunate enough to work at one of those posh city bars for a while, I got a job as a head chef at a Tapas bar in the city. Monday to Friday 9-5, and as any chef will tell you those are great hours. I got the job just before Christmas in time for all of the corporate X-mass parties. Now those rich city types do know how to let their hair down. I remember 1 account executive polishing off 3 bottles of vodka on a luge before staggering off with two beauties. In other news the sunburn is a little better 🙂

Top Draw Indian Bitty

The girl in the picture is the beautiful Eva from In Bed With Eva. It is a rather nice set of pictures to be honest. Today isn’t going so well, after a particular sunny day on Saturday I decided to spend most of it in the sun with the I-Pod while working through a case of Fosters. Bottom line is my shoulders hurt like… well you can guess. We lost to the South Africans at rugby which wouldn’t normally be so bad, but being married to a safa no good can come from it. I did get to watch This Is Spinal Tap again the other night, if you haven’t seen this film you really must get it, “It goes up to 11” so I managed to have a good laugh after the football. Which however brings up another good point why does a channel feel the need to show the same movie twice in one week. I noticed I Robot is on again, that’s like four times in the last six weeks!

Ain’t Karma A Bitch

So the day was going well I had got back from the shops with my match day supplies, my partner was dressed it latex and pink mesh. Offering her tight little ass for my pleasure. Now I do as you already know have a thing for anal and after not having any for the past 8 months and 4 days, (yes I have been counting) could not wait to get stuck in (btw you can find some get anal sex tips and position on The UK Sex Site). After 40 mins of gentle anal thrusting I could sit back a happy man to enjoy England Play at Wembley. After a lack lustre first half It was a pleasure to see John Terry convert a sweet Beckham free kick, there was something poetic about the old captain setting up the new captain. At around the 90th min I got up to let the cat out and while taking a quick loo trip, I stood thinking what a great day it really had been; Anal, beer and England beating Brazil at the home of football. Only to return to the TV as Brazil slot in a 92nd min equalizer. Karma don’t you just love it? On the end of my anal drought Karma couldn’t just let me have the England win as well. Another Great example is Naughty Belle, beautiful and blonde. You just know that because she is on this earth to even out the balance there is a short, fat, ugly, ginger girl.

Car Boot Quality

Barry’s Mucky Movies has everything you want from an amateur site. Namely real amateurs shoot on regular cameras. I don’t know how Barry got into the adult industry, but I can quite well image him setting up shop on a wet September morning at a car boot sale near you. With some under the counter DVD’s for the discerning male viewer. Perhaps it just the name Barry that you expect there to be something dodgy involved, or an electrician somewhere about.This might stem from Barry in Eastenders, now there is a mug if ever there was one. Now of course I have no idea how Barry started in the game but he has done what so many of us want to do, (get paid to watch people fuck). The videos are actually pretty good with some cute girls involved, and as the British public do have a leaning towards amateur content this site should please most of you.

England play Brazil tonight and at last David Beckham is back in the squad, (not soon enough if you ask me) With Michael Owen set to play upfront we should be in for a half decent performance. So I will leave you now to go and get some match-day supplies.

Blondes Are Great

Some girls are just beautiful Horney Alison is one of them, with soft skin, golden hair and eyes that eat you up. So apparently Big Brother has started. Great a summer of no telly I wouldn’t normally mind but now the cricket has gone to sky. I can just hope we have some nice weather. In other news I went down to the pub today and met a couple of really chatty girls, which was nice. The problem with my local is its opposite a church, and they always seem to be having a funeral so the place is packed with the gloomy and depressed. Still there is always hope for tomorrow.

Strange Choice Of Attire

Now what makes you a slut? If your a guy and sleep with a to of girls you are a “Stud”, however if you are of the female persuasion and like a frequent service with many a different partner you are a “Slut”. On that basis every woman in porn is a slut, so from the people who bought you Suburban Amateurs comes Suburban Sluts. I guess once the girls have done a few shoots for the first they move to the latter. Which brings up a curious second point, Once you become a slut do you lose your dress sense? The reason I bring this up is the girl in the photo. Now we can all agree she is pretty hot but is does beggar the question, “Do you get dressed in the dark?” She has found the combination of; a little yellow top teamed up with a red suspender, stocking ensemble and finished with some black rubber panties to be the look to go with. If this is to be the case it might give us all a better understanding of the fashion industry.

W.T.F I Actually Mean

From time to time I will use words or terminology that not everyone one will be familiar with. here is a chance to understand what I mean in a post. I will update this post when the need arises. As a reference I will use Dictionary.com

Bitty
bit·ty [bit-ee] –adjective, -ti·er, -ti·est.

However at popularised by TV show LITTLE BRITAIN “Bitty” is also a reference to a woman’s breasts and a more lose reference to women in general e.g..

“Check out that hot Asian Bitty“

Chav

Don’t be fooled by that lack lustre entry, Chav can be used in many situation with a variety of meaning.

Mostly chav is used as the dictionary defines. However variation of the word Chav can us used in almost every situation The first thing you need to understand is chav and its variations can be used to describe something being good or bad. Confused? Think back to the late 80’s early 90’s when every thing was “Bad” i.e. “That’s Bad man“

Chaved (it)

1. “You Chaved it” for example you take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, on to two wheel you hold it tight and off you go. This is also an example of “Chaving it”

2. “You Chaved it” for example you take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, you spin out and hit a tree. This is also an example of “Chaving it“

3. You sit down on a bench with your bag open a group of youths turn up you turn your back for 1 second, upon turning back the group of youths are gone along with your phone. “Those little cunts chaved my phone”

Chaving (it)

1. A variation of “having it” derived from Manchester slang. You see something you like so your “Chaving it” generally mean that the item in question will not be paid for.

2. A man in a bar gets into a small disagreement when he then picks up and ashtray and strike the nearest person He would be considered to be “Chaving It”

3. You take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, on to two wheel hold it tight and off you go. During the corner you action would be “Chaving it” You could also say before or during the corner “I’m Chaving it“

4. You take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, you spin out and hit a tree. At the point you lose control you are “Chaving it“.

Chavage ( really having the same meaning and usage as “Savage“)

1. You are the passenger in a Vauxhall Nova taking a corner at high speed you have slightly soiled yourself from the two wheel experience, upon exiting the corner you turn to the driver and remark “That was some proper Chavage Terry“.

2. You pass a group of Chavs dismantling a bus shelter, A remark of “Chavage” would be in order.

Croydon Facelift

There are no dictionary entries for Croydon Facelift,

A “Croydon Facelift” is slang for a pony tail pulled so tightly as to give the women the appearance of having a beard and a surprised look (work it out).

( Most commonly you will see a girl dressed in exceedingly revealing clothes with a push up bra, big hoop gold earrings “Croydon Facelift” stolen mobile phone. Who more than likely would sleep with you in exchange for a cigarette, This is “Chav Bitty“. However to sleep with this type of girl is called the “STD lottery“. In the US this type of girl would be called a “Hood Rat“)

OMG!!!!!!!!

Now I know this is a bit off topic but I had to bring this site to your attention. Now we have all heard of MILF porn and even GILF porn but here is GDILF porn. It just goes to show if you pay someone enough what they will do! The girls are not that bad looking, the blonde in the video is actually quite a cutie. I think they are Germans, although that doesn’t change much. Went to Germany once, it was ok. The fact still remain that these girls are fucking pensioners. A few of these old guys appear in quite a lot of the content which means that they are fucking hot 18, 19 year olds on a regular basis. You really have to hand it to them and the good people at Pfizer from making Old Farts & Young Tarts possible. And for the rest of us it gives us a glint of hope that we can all be porn stars at some point in our life.