It’s Not Her Fault

I have to say I think a girl in a straight jacket is pretty hot. I like many others and drawn towards damaged goods, I have an irrepressible belief that I can make it alright. Dear god there are some fucked up people out there. I of course include myself in that category. Now ending up in a straight jacket doesn’t necessarily mean you are nuts, I mean it could simply have started by phoning a government agency and after several hours of mashing the numbers followed by the hash key you are told by a computer that you have pressed the wrong button, the office is now closed and you will need to phone back tomorrow. I feel her pain.. If you want to check out load more wild and crazy British babes you could do worse than checking out Suburban Amateurs.

Another Day Another Post Office Post

My seemingly never ending battle with the royal mail continues this week, My parents have Birthdays a week apart so I stuck their Birthday Cards and Presents in a big jiffy bag took them down to the post office and sent them recorded delivery. We are now over 10 days latter and they have still not arrived. Apparently they have only had a postman visit them with mail once in the last fortnight. I am surprised? No, an I surprised that every time I switch on the telly I see a new post office advert? No. This does make me worry with Christmas only round the corner, after the lack of summer is the royal mail wreck Christmas for the nation I do not think they will be forgiven quickly. One good thing about all these postal strikes though, I have gotten a lot less junk mail! Redirect your browser to Only Tease for some quality English Bitty.

So Christmas Is Here

Today we have a great gallery from the naught MILF Adore Sara, if you like big breasts you will love her. So after aking a wander around the shop this last week has let me know we are only days away from Christmas. Oh hang on it’s only October! When the nation is so heavily in debt it seems so helpful that that the shop roll out the Xmas bounty this early. I did see some thing quite funny on telly though. It is a child’s toy, basically it’s an exercise bike that plugs in to the telly and takes educational games, “The more you peddle the more you learn” I believe was the slogan was, I guess they couldn’t go with “Is your kid fat and stupid, fear not”. I do jest but it is truly nice to see something to help deal with the countries mounting obesity problem.

Oh Dear

Well what can I say, from British sport being on top of the world it all came crumbling down in the last few days. Football, Rugby and F1. I could try and make excuses, The disallowed try, the plastic pitch, Hamilton being blocked. NO no no, We were beaten, we have our all but this time that just wasn’t enough. Whatever the outcome in the Rugby A team the rest of the world thought were going out in the group stage made it to the finals, A 22 year old rookie lead the championship from the early rounds breaking record on the way. As for the football was it 5 matches in a row that we won 3-0. So here’s to the lads and here’s to British Doggers.

We All Know The Truth

To Get us started here is a great gallery of the very sexy Carla from
Only Carla. So the wife emailed me the picture below to emphasis what is going to happen to us on the weekend she also changed my desktop picture to one of Brian Habanna. Well what can I say, you may notice that the picture is a cartoon so please move your eyes to the picture below and you can see the reality of things to come. So 1 more time

They Can Stay With Me

So it appears that the government have made a serious error in calculation as too how many EU citizens want to come to this country to work. Well all that really means is more European Bitty, which I must say is not a bad thing. I do actually love the Eastern European accent it just oozes sex. But at the end of the day there isn’t one European girl who will be better than 2 dirty blonde British babes and it just so happens that we have a pair courtesy of Babes UK.

You Really Need A Wife

Straight off the back of the conservative conference I bring you Dirty UK Wives, It appears that there are some benefits to being married (mostly tax related) I’m still looking for them! I often get asked by people "what’s married life like" Well once and for all "It’s like having a girlfriend, just without the sex" So it looks like the lib dems will soon have some more cannon fodder for comedians up and down the country (aka a new leader). Anyways I’m not sure how I feel about having a dirty wife! what with mrsa I find cleanliness a commendable quality in any
partner.

No Roast Beef For You Johnny French Man

Fucked At Home seems only fitting for today… After we fucked the French at home in the World Cup Semi finals. I remember writing only a month or so ago that we had the world cup for at least a few more weeks, it is however looking more and more like we might have it for four more years.

Now there is some good news and some bad news. Good news being, in a week we could be World Champions which brings the bad news. With the better half being South African It really is a lose, lose situation. Either we lose the world cup or I lose my bum love privileges indefinitely….. All I can say is

……..( I can always get a fleshlight!?!?!?)

At Last — But Worth Waiting For

Ok so I said I would get round to it and at last I have. The second theory behind having a foot fetish is, if you think in your brain you have a body map. Lets say that your heart is London then you have roads to other parts of your body / country. So for instance Manchester would be your lungs, Liverpool would be your Liver (lol) and so on. So your feet are let say Glasgow and your genitals are Edinburgh. Now on the scale of things these places are pretty close and every so often your brain can take a wrong turning and end up in either of the 2 places. Hence that you can easily associate sex with feet. Looking a little deeper people who have lost their feet or their cock can as you probably know have phantom pains, but what you probably didn’t know is that by touching some ones feet can bring on a phantom erection, like wise by ticking some ones cock can bring on a phantom tickling sensation in the foot that is no longer there. While you get to grips with this take a look at
Only Tease.

Nothing But Amateurs Today

After my rant about the post men yesterday I thought I
would give you just some nice amateur galleries to perv over with out my 2
cents.. So get yourself over to
Suburban Amateurs.