Postmen Should Be Drowned At Birth

I do Adore Amateurs but I don’t adore postmen. Now let us be honest you are a bunch of wankers holding the country to ransom. So when everyone you have pissed off finds other ways to distribute their mail and you have no post to deliver, what are you going to do then. You think that you should be paid for work you haven’t done and not even work full shifts. Perhaps you should have paid attention in school and then you would have realised how the real world works.

For anyone who wants to see what a complete bunch of cunts the postmen really are check the links below then ask yourself why do you think the royal mail wants to get rid of 40 000 of the twats!!!

14 Million Lost Letters

Stolen Letters

500 Dumped Letters

Mail Dumped In A Bin

8000 Letters Dumped

You already know my opinion on post men so I let you make up your own mind. Just remember they want more money for doing even less work. If you don’t know how it works… If a post man has an 8 hour shift and finishes his round in 6 hours, he then goes back to the office and sorts mail for 20 mins and then goes home an hour and 40 mins before his shift should finish. He will get paid for his 8 hour shift plus a further 2 hours of over time for the 20 mins of sorting mail. Now if anyone can find a job with pay like this please sign me up!!!! But I will add finally, if you live in Manchester and actually get mail, well it appears to be more luck than anything else.

Probably The Hottest Thing On 2 Legs

So I see you can now get a beer pump for your living room, now that just exudes class. Now I’m not really in to drinking, It has a nasty habit of fucking people up, ( don’t believe me? go to any town centre on a Saturday night) you also wake up with girls who have beards way too often. Bottom line, when you have British girls who look as good as Naughty Belle there really is no need for beer goggles.

4 Years Latter And Still Spanking Ozzie Ass

Well what can I say, the boys have done it again…. Wasn’t it great to wipe that look off their smug faces. All they have to look forward to now is the 20 hour + flight home. As we having just giving Australia the spanking of a lifetime I thought you might like to spank your money over Miss Nude Australia 2006 Brooke Peaches. Now we just have the French to deal with and a second final in as many world cups. To be honest I don’t mind losing to the French, but we do have a habit of beating the home nation!

Do No Wrong

Here again we have the very cute Faith from In Bed With Faith Now Faith can do no wrong in the UK adult industry, reason being she is blonde and has massive breasts and I do mean massive. 32GG to be precise, and they are au natural. I’m not into big breasts but I think Faith is super cute so I do enjoy her galleries. Just a thought, but I wonder how much they actually weigh? I remember reading a story about a guy in the US getting whiplash from a strippers breasts. So there is danger in them there hills!

Naughty Police Woman

So here’s a bonus a picture gallery and a video gallery all in the same day. Both Galleries are from UK Nymphos. Now I can’t imagine 1 person who wouldn’t want to see a police woman strip before sucking and fucking her little brains out. I do remember my old man had a friend who honestly believed that if there was a police man and woman together in a panda car that they used to sneak off and get “jiggy” whenever they had a chance. But this fella was a postman so I will let you draw your own conclusion!!

Can’t Go Wrong

I have to say I love watching people having sex. Not porn but real sex. So much porn coming out of the states is so “plastic” fake tits, fake tan, fake lips… well you get the idea. I just like to see real people having sex, you know the average girl next door type screwing a guy with a normal sized cock and even a bit of a beer gut. I am not alone as the British public choose time and again the amateur over the pro so here is a great photo set from Real Couples enjoy!

36-20

Get Dirty With Juliet, lets be honest we would all like to get dirty with Juliet. So we are now one step closer to the world cup but we now have to face the Ozzies and after beating them 20-17 in the 2003 final they are sure to be hell bent on revenge. But fear not it only takes 1 Johnny to win the world cup. and 14 men to protect him! Let not forget Lewis Hamilton pulling himself a step closer to the F1 drivers championship with a great drive in the rain this weekend.

Great Way To Build Up An Appetite

Here is a great video of the super sexy Anjali from Adore Anjali giving some great head. Now what has got me thinking today! Now when we go for a take away we always say “Do you fancy an Indian” Now for those of an Asian persuasion, when you go for some fish and chips or a roast dinner do you say ” Lets go for an English” ?

Just A Quote

So today I am just going to post a great quote I heard the other day

“If you can keep your head while all around you lose theirs, you obviously don’t understand the seriousness of the situation“

While you ponder this nugget take a look at the beautiful girls at Babes UK.

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.