Keep off the Donuts

Today I have got two galleries from British Chubby, reason being I am getting fat. Mainly because of those pink sprinkle donuts they have at Tescos. So basically I am going on a diet, well not so much a diet than stopping eating crap and participating in some gentle exercise. Before I was married I used to get a regular work out from sex and was just your average Joe six pack, since marriage the sex has dried up and the six pack has turned into a Santa pack. That fact that I despise fat people doesn’t help to be honest. I will continue this some time next week.

2-1

So we lost the football!!! What can you say really, apart from we are crap, but that isn’t going to win us any championships. The shocking thing is that since Sven has taken over Manchester city they are at the top of the table. But there is no point going on about that either.. At least we still have the cricket and we are still world champions at rugby, at least for a month or so! So anyways here is the always beautiful faith from In Bed With Faith, with her huge 32GG breasts and they are all hers!!! I do love it when a girl bites her lip and being blonde and big breasted always help to numb the pain of another sporting travesty.

At Last We Have Won Something

So we actually won the cricket even more astonishing than that I have found a site that brings together both the great sport of cricket as well as naked UK ladies. The site is Cricket Babes and features, well UK girls and cricket really, not much of a mystery there. I even shocked myself with this one. All that’s left is to win the football tonight…. Since Germany were the last people team to beat us at the old Wembley it would be quite upsetting for them to be the first team that beat us at the new Wembley. Wasn’t it built by Germans? or was that the millennium dome? Either way we really can’t afford to lose.

Where Is The Variety

So last time I posted a gallery of In Bed With Eva I said she was Indian/Asian, well I was wrong, she is Latin. I should have probably got that from the name… While we are on the subject, we have a lot of Black and Asian people in this country but not really a proportionate representation in porn. (Of course there is Omar) This is quite a shame really. I did know a black girl who was a camgirl a couple of years ago but haven’t really found a solo girl site. Perhaps this is something the porn barons should look into. There is after all only so many naked big breasted blondes you can look at. Actually you can probably scrap that last statement as no doubt most people will never get bored of naked big breasted blondes…

Old Age – It Will Get Us All

So I realised that I’m getting older partly due to the fact that I am finding bbc news presenter rather attractive, In particular Breakfast’s Suzanna Reid (really a nice way to wake up in the morning). Anyway once again I bring you a great gallery from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts. This time he is filling sweet Harmony will his aging love stick/walking stick lol. The thing I like the most is the fact he keeps his shirt and tie on throughout, a true gent. It reminds me of that film dazed and confused. “You know the thing I love about high school girls? No matter how old I get they stay the same age“. While we are on the subject of older people especially old women I will leave you with this… Do old women smell of Lavender or does Lavender smell of old women!

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) – On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Just WOW!!!!

This is Angel from UK Amateurs. Fortunately writing this blog I get to see a lot of hot naked British girls and I have to say this is the hottest girl yet. So my wife had her wisdom tooth taken out today she did have one taken out a few months back after waiting over a year on the NHS but what do you expect from them. Only problem is I won’t be getting any oral loving for a week or two. Do you think that angel is her real name? Really if you call your child that she can only really be a porn star, or a fortune teller! I don’t really care to be honest just a thought really.

That Looks Nice

This is Naomi from Naomi Model she is a cute British babes and has her site made by one of those big US porn companies so you can expect a lot of bells and whistles. In other news I have started receiving mail again only bills however. Anyways it seems that summer has nearly ended, or already has so all we have left is a bleak autumn and winter to look forward to. Thank god for porn really, apparently a lost of porn purveyors take the summer off as everyone goes to the beach and have no need for the high quality top shelf entertainment, perhaps they should come to the UK and never have to worry about that problem.

Complete Cunt

So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.

The Godmother Of UK Porn

So here we are with Cathy Barry on the site Babes UK.Probably the best known UK Pornstar. This Girl really is a living legend and one of the only pornstars that I have gone out and bought a DVD of. If my memory serves me correctly the DVD was Cathy’s diaries 2 it was the first time I had seen a girl take 2 cocks in her ass at the same time! It is something you don’t really believe until you have seen it. Considering how most girls are when you try and slip a finger in their ass let alone a dick. Cathy is flying the flag for both the UK and BUM LOVE. Go on girl, I salute you, we all salute you.