Mine’s A Double

Now who can beat a bit of outdoor sex ? Terry Vision is the site I have for you today, many jokes can be made but I will save that. So anyway back to my wife’s surprise, The weekend was going without a hitch after a friend came to stay. Then came Sunday, my wife decided she was going to celebrate her pay rise and proceeded to polish off 3/4 of a bottle of vodka before midday. It was actually quite funny, she is petite and both myself and friend were commending her on her intake of alcohol and apparent tolerance. Suddenly she was drunk I think it surprised her more than us. We then took some time out to watch the racing while my wife gentle snored from the living room floor. Least I say she awoke and put her self to bed at around 3pm. But withstanding that it was a particularly sexual weekend with myself and wife indulging in amongst others fisting and hard anal… Bring on another pay rise

Big Brother Star Amy Alexandra Naked

I’m not really a huge fan of Big Brother but as it has most of the country and far too many column inches devoted to it I thought you might like these naked Big Brother pictures. Here is the lovely Alexandra W AKA Amy Alexandra showing that she really is quite bitty. I particularly like the last 2 galleries but as there are 8 galleries of the big brother star naked you should all find something you like. You can see lots more of Amy and many more sexy UK models naked at Only Opaques

Is It Christmas?

As you already know my two favourite UK Porn starlets are Alicia Rhodes and Rebekah Dee. So imagine my surprise and pleasure to find this video on UK Porn Sluts. Now I know in the past I have said that two girls aren’t always my preference. Well this is a different story. After some kissing Rebekah wastes no time getting down to business on Alicia’s sweet mound. I do however stand by the statement that 2 girl sucking your cock is the most amazing thing in the world.

That’s Just The kinda Guy I Am

So I ask my wife to take a days vacation on Friday, tell her it is a surprise! The first thing she assumes is that I have organized a 3some. I mean there are a million things that it could be but she heads straight for that. It isn’t that but the lack of resistance on her part means that I could probably organize a 3some and she would have no problem jumping in. Always nice to know!! Perhaps I could see if the Sweet Lucy Foxx might be interested in some girly fun ;-). The only other thing that is bothering me is the fact I haven’t received any mail in the past few days. This is either because the royal mail are once again on strike, alternatively I have upset the post man with my scream of “Don’t You Know How To Shut A Gate” and I will never again get post!

Everyone’s A Winner

So David Beckham has arrived in the U.S.A, I read somewhere that he will make in a week what some of his team mates will make in their whole careers.. Sounds about right! In even better news Iraq won the Asian cup which is a pretty astonishing achievement considering they are in the middle of a war. While we are on the subject most of the country is in need of aid and they appear to be in a worse state than they were under Saddam Hussein with over 75% of the population not having access to clean water. That is pretty much an own goal for democracy!!! So I thought I would get you a gallery from the site Soccer Babes. It’s a nice site, these girls go around to football grounds on match day, find a couple of fella’s and give them the game of their lives..

Good News, Bad News

So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.

Back for good

So I have been away for a couple of weeks… Managed to fry my pc but that is all sorted now!!! Anyways today we have the lovely Carla from Only Carla looking a lot like Natalie Imbruglia. So what has been pissing me off this week. Well the post office has to be at the top of the list, how can they have even more strikes? If anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on. The Royal Mail are striking because they only got a 2% pay rise…. Nurses only got a 2% pay rise they are still working and doing a job that actually matters. I still haven’t caught the postman who leave my gate open even though I have been waiting by the door each morning like some kind of sick uni-bomber. The problem is we never have the same postman, So far they have been shutting the gate so either they have read this blog (lmao) OMG you won’t fucking believe it as I am typing this the postman has just come and left the gate open… So I caught the bastard and made him come back up the path and close it… So I am now a happy bunny, let see now if I ever get mail again.. I won’t even get started on the whole flood fiasco at the moment but I will get to it.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.

Sport, Sport, Sport

So it has been a great sporting day for us Brits, Lewis Hamilton getting a podium finish at the British grand prix and leading the championship, Jamie Murray winning the mixed doubles at Wimbledon and the Tour De France. (Personally I thought “Tour De France” meant tour of France, but who am I to question this). Add to that this great photo set from the beautiful and lovely big breasted Ashley from In Bed With Ashley. Well it really makes you proud to be British.

Smoking V’s Drinking

So a see Charles Kennedy has been spoken to by the police for smoking on a train only a week after the smoking ban has come into force. tut, tut, tut. Now the conservatives want to put 7p on the price of a pint of beer to curb binge drinking. Nice eh, Now this is what I could never understand with Labour to stop people smoking they ban it completely, To stop people binge drinking they want to open pubs for 24 hours…. It makes no sense. So direct your browser to Ms Inhale and view some top quality teenage bitty smoking their little lungs out while getting down to some naughty misbehaviour.