What Can I Say !!!

So we won the cricket the rugby and finally the football and with Lewis Hamilton taking a second place with a great overtake into the first corner at Monza. It would appear that British sport is alive and well. I did however see we got a lot of stick for not spanking the U.S.A in rugby, but lets be honest that is the British way! Whenever we seem to win something it is never convincing but a win is still a win… So today we have a gallery from the naughty MILF Simply Demi. Enjoy…

5-6’s

Well what can I say we have actually won a one day test and with some style 5 6’s in one over is an exceptional feat for any cricketer but for an English man, Give him the keys to the city. Has there been better? Of course who can forget Herschelle Gibbs (who just happens to be married to my wife’s cousin) 6 6’s in an over against Canada in the recent world cup. All I can say is roll on the weekend With Cricket, Rugby and Football we have to win something… Don’t we? While you wait take a look at One Man Banned

You Never Know!!!

So It looks like a hot couple of weeks of sport The climax being England Vs South Africa in the rugby. This being very important as the better half is a South African. So I said to the wife, “If we beat you in the rugby Can we have some bum love so I can fuck you in the ass just like the world cup holders did to your dismal sporting team, and if we lose can I have some bum love to console myself of another wasted chance of sporting greatness” I’m still waiting for an answer! In the mean time check out Adore Sara

Does That Feel Good Boyo

Check out Crystel Extreme she’s Welsh, anyway It came to my attention the other night that no one seems to use Talcum powder anymore. I remember a time when every Christmas you would get the obligatory pair of socks and Imperial leather soap and talc. I guess there is some subliminal advertising there, as the only way you are going to get in to a pair of leather pants is if you use said talc. Just strange that people no longer seem to have a use for it as well as those white bottles of old spice they used to hunt in pairs…

Go On, State The Obvious

So I was watching a TV show on “when sharks attack” They had some lass who said. “You don’t know what it is like until it happens to you!” Now not wanting to be a stick in the mud but this is true of everything; “Sex you don’t know how much it will cost you until it has happened”, “Baked Bean, you don’t know what they taste like until you have tried them”, The Conservative party, you don’t know how much of a cunt you are until you have voted for them”. I could go on but I won’t, instead check out the hot girls at Dodgers

The End Is Nigh! (Thank God)

So another Big Brother comes to an end, Can’t say I’m at all upset. Apparently there are two blonde twins in there. So what happens if they win? I thought it was the whole “There can only be one winner” and all that crap!!! I have also noticed that they are not calling it Big Brother 9-10 or whatever number it is, it is now just Big Brother 2007, you can tell it’s been going on for too long when they start doing that. There is however one good thing to come out of the house this year. The exquisitely beautiful Amy Alexandra. You can see a lot more of her at Mackenzie’s Girlfriends.

HUB Vs SLAG

British Slags is the site today, pretty much explains its self, British Girls who are slags. Now let be honest if you bump into a girl in the street like the blonde above you know exactly what you are going to get… (Well it’s pretty much an std lotto) but you know a couple of house rums and cokes and your in. Or would you rather have a H.U.B I doubt that very much, a girl who will bleed you dry and always seems to have a headache except when she is shopping. (With your credit card). God damn it man were British and we want more slags!!!!

Gotta Have A Hook

Well what can I say she has dyed her pubic hair pink!!!! Now I really do have to applaud her for this one in a time where it seems everyone want to be in porn at least here is someone that stands out. Personal I prefer a clean desk to work on but I do sometime have the urge to have a nice hairy pussy. Not sure whether I would go for pink but I would be shocked when she removed her panties. Don’t forget to check Dirty UK Wives for lots more.

So Am I A Bastard?

So I got talking to the better half and a discussion came up, what if one of us went to jail? Now my wife being the dutiful honey that she is said of course she would wait for me. Before I could say a world she continued, “You would probably have the first bit of chav bitty that walked down the street in your bed the moment I was out of sight” Not to say I was hurt but lets be honest now, with the best intention in the world you want to wait but I get flaky after a few days of no sex. So assuming she gets sent down for 5 years or so, what’s a man to do? Well this man is currently drawing up a list of evidence that the crown can use against her in a court of law. Women really shouldn’t plant these seeds. While we are on the subject of chav bitty check out British Doggers.

More Amateurs For Your Money

So with a great bank holiday and at last some fantastic weather I thought I would give you a load of hot amateur galleries to keep you going. I’m not going to waste much time talking about crap as I’m in a pretty good mood with the weather and the constant stream of Bar B Q’s add to that no one has actually pissed me off the whole weekend, a success all around. So sit back and enjoy the hot girls from Suburban Amateurs.