Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

It’s Just Wrong…

Today I bring you a great gallery from Little Miss Freckles soaping up her small breasts in the shower. While we are on the subject of small thing a friend of mine brought round an adult movie the other day of 2 lesbian midgets. Now being an open minded fella I watched the thing. Not really my cup of tea watching 2 stubby armed girls fisting each other. But never the less some people do like it. My wife indecently ran screaming from the room, she has an uncontrollable fear of little people. She thinks that they are going to chase her and bite her ankles. Little Miss Freckles on the other hand is of normal size and won’t bite your ankles… Unless you ask nicely.

I Don’t Like Anybody!!!

Lets all take a look at the cute Chloe Dove and forget about our worries. The more pressing point of neighbours I am again going to bring up. I wake up this morning open the door and there is a steaming dog egg on my front path! I know!! So of course this will be the start of it. I mean they haven’t even been in their house for 24 hours and they are already on my wrong side. But that’s just the way things are nowadays, and why the net is so popular, nobody likes anybody else. Take terrorism for instance back in the 50 and 60 you knew everybody in your street/block, you would straight away notice something untoward. But now it’s all different. I myself lived in London for over a year and never once met nor spoke to the couple in the flat next to me. So lets all go back to our own little worlds :-p

Is That Safe

Here is something different for you, an Obscene Machine (Fucking Machine) and a rather tasty Asian babe. She seem to be enjoying it so why not check out the video for yourself!! So the ps1 finally got here. I had forgotten how much fun retro games really are and lest we forget the Playstation is over 10 years old. On to the next bitch of the day. Neighbours, For the past year I have been fortunate enough not to have any of them. This week however some have moved in, lucky I don’t live in terrace or even semi detached, so they aren’t actually that close. And when your spending 1/2 a million on a house you can be sure that they aren’t going to be white trash. So it looks like the days of loud garden sex are coming to an end… Or are they?

You Should Have Gone Before You Left

I don’t know about you but watching a girl taking a pee can be a big turn on. If that girl happens to be Rebekah Dee I wont complain. Rebekah now has a site devoted to pissing Need A Pee is full of pics and videos of sexy ms Dee and her friend relieving themselves. While we are on the subject of urine, I have had a couple of memorable experiences.

1. While in Newquay and after a long night I needed to relieve myself nipping off the beach and into a small grassed area, The little fella came out and I was just looking at the stars as the stream started. I suddenly heard a groan. I looked down to see that the tree I was urinating against was also the resting place of a homeless chap. (I bet he thought his life couldn’t have gotten any worse!)

2. Ok this one isn’t that nice. I was with a girl a few years back and wanted to get out of it. One night at about 5 in the morning I was in bed with this girl and having a dream where I was having the worlds best piss. It was the wetness of the mattress that woke me up, I look at the scene I had just created, my girlfriend covered in urine from the ass down ( to be honest the poor girl had taken the brunt of it her side of the bed was soaked.) I just rolled over (onto the dry side of the bed) and went back to sleep. (tic, tock The plan was in motion) 7-30 I awoke to my girlfriend crying. It appeared that in the night she had had a small accident. She Was very apologetic and embarrassed. Unfortunately for her this grossed me out and I had no option left but to break up with her….

Sorry Mel

Just A Sad Day To Be A Smoker

I thought it was only fitting today to post a smoking gallery. The site is Smoking Videos. Enough Said!

Oh My God

Take some time to watch this hot little video at British Bukkake Babes. So the bastards have done it… All week I have been waiting for my old school Playstation. It would have been here on Friday but No the post office have to go on strike. So today I go downstairs to find a load of Playstation games that have been posted through my cat flap and an orange slip. They are really assholes. So that has ruined my whole weekend of retro gaming 🙁 But don’t worry they may have won this battle, The war however will be long…..

A Real Teen

It is always nice to see a naked babe, its even nicer to see a naked British babe, nicer more so to see a naked British Teen and even better is that naked teen looks like a genuine British teen. Clare 18 Doesn’t disappoint with genuine cute looks and a great teen body. It has been a pretty dismal month to be honest what with the rain Henman out of Wimbledon and now a bomb threat in London. Oh and those wankers at the post office have decided to take a day off. All I can say is, roll on July.

It’s My Turn

Today we have a gallery from UK Screw. A nice little set of an Asian babe getting it on with 2 guys. Now there is a thing I have about 3somes. If your a girl with 2 guys you can suck and fuck all day. If you are a guy with 2 girls it’s a different story, As you only have 1 cock you can only screw 1 girl at a time, thus leaving 1 girl unsatisfied. So I would recommend just having both girls giving you oral sex, although both females will be unsatisfied at least your being equal and fair. I learnt this to my cost when I had a 3some with my partner and another girl.

Fit Chav Bitty

British Doggers Is a nice looking amateur site, Now I’m all for outdoor sex but have had some bad experiences, namely get bitten by a dog while we were rolling around in some long grass. Also having sex on top of a red ants nest, very, very messy. Those little sods get everywhere. But do not let this deter you, there is nothing like lying back looking at the sky with a gentle breeze on your balls and your beautiful girlfriend bouncing up and down on you. If you don’t have a beautiful girlfriend borrow your friends… 😈