You Should Have Gone Before You Left

I don’t know about you but watching a girl taking a pee can be a big turn on. If that girl happens to be Rebekah Dee I wont complain. Rebekah now has a site devoted to pissing Need A Pee is full of pics and videos of sexy ms Dee and her friend relieving themselves. While we are on the subject of urine, I have had a couple of memorable experiences.

1. While in Newquay and after a long night I needed to relieve myself nipping off the beach and into a small grassed area, The little fella came out and I was just looking at the stars as the stream started. I suddenly heard a groan. I looked down to see that the tree I was urinating against was also the resting place of a homeless chap. (I bet he thought his life couldn’t have gotten any worse!)

2. Ok this one isn’t that nice. I was with a girl a few years back and wanted to get out of it. One night at about 5 in the morning I was in bed with this girl and having a dream where I was having the worlds best piss. It was the wetness of the mattress that woke me up, I look at the scene I had just created, my girlfriend covered in urine from the ass down ( to be honest the poor girl had taken the brunt of it her side of the bed was soaked.) I just rolled over (onto the dry side of the bed) and went back to sleep. (tic, tock The plan was in motion) 7-30 I awoke to my girlfriend crying. It appeared that in the night she had had a small accident. She Was very apologetic and embarrassed. Unfortunately for her this grossed me out and I had no option left but to break up with her….

Sorry Mel