Jim Can You Fix It For Me?

You have to hand it to Jim Slip from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts He is not a young fella, but manages to bed a bevy of young stunners. I’m surprised he can manage it still but fair play to him. I always have had contempt for dirty old men, however I can quite easily see myself turning into one. It always reminds me of the line from dazed and confused about the college girls always being the same age no matter how old you get. I mean it really isn’t that hard to get started in porn nowadays with the internet. I mean god, I had my naked white ass splashed over the net and did quite well to be honest, so really anybody can get on in this game. Although you need an angle, Jim has that angle and what with some cheeky Jim’ll fix it parody this site really is quite entertaining. I did see the strangest thing yesterday 9 cow in a row all lying down. That can’t be a good sign, can it? I mean animals are always the first to know when something is up aren’t they. So if they are all just chilling out it can mean only one of two things.

1 It’s going to be a nice sunny weekend.

2 The world is about to come to an abrupt end.

Of course there is the third option that they have found out that Paris Hilton has managed to get out of jail 3 days into her sentence, and they have had to sit down to absorb the news. Really I hope it’s the first option.