So The Floods Came

I told you I would get back to it. So we really had no summer and most of the midlands was underwater for a big part of the non summer. I mean we were looking like a third world country. But fear not the government has a plan… They are going to build more houses on the flood planes. Now normally I would think this is a bad idea, however think of the money the tourists will bring in. It will be like living in Venice. And who can wait to see their first chav in a tricked out gòndola. If you are really lucky you might see  Ava Martinez floating by, We will also have a country full of dripping wet pussies, so that’s also a plus.