So Am I A Bastard?

So I got talking to the better half and a discussion came up, what if one of us went to jail? Now my wife being the dutiful honey that she is said of course she would wait for me. Before I could say a world she continued, “You would probably have the first bit of chav bitty that walked down the street in your bed the moment I was out of sight” Not to say I was hurt but lets be honest now, with the best intention in the world you want to wait but I get flaky after a few days of no sex. So assuming she gets sent down for 5 years or so, what’s a man to do? Well this man is currently drawing up a list of evidence that the crown can use against her in a court of law. Women really shouldn’t plant these seeds. While we are on the subject of chav bitty check out British Doggers.