Cheeks Spread For Some Kitchen Fun

One Man Banned is the site in question today, now is this man banned from somewhere, or carrying around drum, mouth organ and all that malarkey? If it is the latter I do so much hope he has a bell tied to his dick. Now I have found it hard to get banned from most place. I have always tried though. I have however been banned from a bowling alley and only 1 bar. I actually set fire to the bar, Myself and a friend John were both barmen at the time. We found ourselves with a whole 24 hours to kill till our next shift. John being Irish we decide to drink the time away. It was to be a pub crawl to end them all. We started at our place of work, The White Lion Of Mortimer In leafy Mitcham Surrey. After a quick Guinness to line the stomach we hoped the 264 to Thornton Heath Pond. Now we could start, The rules were, enter every pub we pass and drink alternate shots and points. So first pub 1 pint each, second pub 1 shot each and so on. A quick time check reveal its 1.30pm.. We made surprisingly good time arriving at Croydon town centre at around 3. Now the fun would start having pubs only 2 doors away from each other. We carried on until around 7pm when we decided to have flaming Sambucas. I preceded to blow mine covering the bar with the flaming liquid leaving a trail from the bar and onto the floor. At which point we were both banned. We carried on our crawl ending at around 3.30 am in the Riley’s Snooker Club to sit back and enjoy some giant Hot Dogs.