How An Adult Site Should Be

The site is UK Girls Downloads, the site says “I’m James and I like fucking girls. I like it so much that I decided to pack my job in at a haulage company and start this website. I advertise for girls from all over the United Kingdom to come to me or I will go to their homes and fuck them and my mate, Tom films it. Sometimes Tom gets to fuck the girls as well.” I would say join this site if not for the exclusive content, or the nubile British amateur at least so James can live his dream. It just goes to show anyone can be a porn star. You don’t need a huge dick, you don’t need a six pack, you don’t need to spend hundreds of pounds on a site designer, you don’t even need to spend thousands on advertising. You build a site like UK Girls Downloads and they will come. Its simplicity is genius, no flashy banners no bullshit sales pitch, just good honest amateur porn. All I can say is “Good on you James” The video I picked is of a real cutie called Lara Lee she just oozes sex appeal.

In other news I got to see Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby last night, Oh my god is that film funny. 1 piece in particular I gagged at. There are 2 guys sitting at the bar 1 says “I need to get my Gran something for her Birthday, she is going to be 88” His friend turns and says stone cold “What about a coffin”. Did I laugh. It also has Ali G playing A French man with the same accent as the policeman from Allo’ Allo’. Class In A Glass.