You Really Need A Wife

Straight off the back of the conservative conference I bring you Dirty UK Wives, It appears that there are some benefits to being married (mostly tax related) I’m still looking for them! I often get asked by people "what’s married life like" Well once and for all "It’s like having a girlfriend, just without the sex" So it looks like the lib dems will soon have some more cannon fodder for comedians up and down the country (aka a new leader). Anyways I’m not sure how I feel about having a dirty wife! what with mrsa I find cleanliness a commendable quality in any
partner.